Naked Avenger (2008)


Naked Avenger (2008)

A young girl, (played by adult filmstar, Jill Kelly), whose boyfriend has left her stranded on the side of the road without a car. Seeking only to get to her job, she is picked up by a scout for the seedy underworld of white slavery and prostitution. Robbed of everything, including her clothing, the girl escapes only to be tracked through the desolate forests of the California Mountains by the scout, the white slaver, and their minions. The girl must battle her way to freedom while fighting tooth-and-nail, hand-to-hand, and gun-to-gun. Naked Avenger is written by M.T Bird and Scott who also are the directors. Hilariously bad acting, bad camerawork and even worse editing. Naked Avenger is very boring...


Star Jill Kelly is an adult actress. I mention this, because it seems highly likely that most of her 300+ other works – perhaps The Butt Sisters Do Philadelphia or Sodomania: Slop Shots 5 – are likely better scripted, filmed, edited and generally well-made than this dreadful piece of crap. I should probably have known, given Donald G. Jackson’s involvement – he’s probably the worst director I’ve ever had the misfortune to encounter, and I speak as someone fully familiar with the works of Ed Wood, Andy Milligan, J.P. Simon and Uwe Boll. They are all pretenders beside Jackson, and even though this barely runs an hour, your patience will be sorely tried. And by “tried”, I mean at the level where gnawing a limb off to escape will seems credible. 























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